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Jokes, Insults and Comebacks Part 1
Jokes, Insults and Comebacks Part 1
BlackPinkJennie_Kim
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Table of contents
M.O.M.
Wed, Jul 8, 2015
Party
Wed, Jul 8, 2015
Stupid
Wed, Jul 8, 2015
Zoo
Wed, Jul 8, 2015
Embarassing Email
Wed, Jul 8, 2015
Brick
Wed, Jul 8, 2015
A test
Wed, Jul 8, 2015
How to act like Kristen Stewart
Wed, Jul 8, 2015
Mondays
Wed, Jul 8, 2015
3 Men
Fri, Jul 10, 2015
Betrayal
Fri, Jul 10, 2015
Shopping
Fri, Jul 10, 2015
Keep talking
Fri, Jul 10, 2015
Dinosaur
Fri, Jul 10, 2015
Ruined my day
Fri, Jul 10, 2015
Dog powers
Fri, Jul 10, 2015
Legs
Fri, Jul 10, 2015
Headphones- "My Savior"
Fri, Jul 10, 2015
Annoying text
Fri, Jul 10, 2015
Having a big but used to be bad
Sat, Jul 11, 2015
Where did you lost it?
Sat, Jul 11, 2015
Mom's Logic (WAKE UP!)
Sat, Jul 11, 2015
Sleeping Soundly
Sat, Jul 11, 2015
DAMNN!!!
Sat, Jul 11, 2015
Looking at your friend
Sat, Jul 11, 2015
Wait wrong number
Fri, Jul 17, 2015
Bad
Fri, Jul 17, 2015
The alphabet
Fri, Jul 17, 2015
ANYBODY HOME
Fri, Jul 17, 2015
Good comeback
Fri, Jul 17, 2015
DAMNN
Fri, Jul 17, 2015
HOME WORK
Sat, Jul 18, 2015
Whatever I want
Sat, Jul 18, 2015
Red Red Red Red
Sat, Jul 18, 2015
Dark
Sat, Jul 18, 2015
Dumb Person Grenade
Tue, Jul 21, 2015
Impossible things
Tue, Jul 21, 2015
Absent
Tue, Jul 21, 2015
Sticks and Elephant
Tue, Jul 21, 2015
Absent
Tue, Jul 21, 2015
Long Distant
Tue, Jul 21, 2015
Go Crazy
Tue, Jul 21, 2015
Fastest land mammal
Tue, Jul 21, 2015
Text back
Tue, Jul 21, 2015
Blame
Tue, Jul 21, 2015
CHEAT DAYS ARE THE BEST!!!
Tue, Jul 21, 2015
Men to the left. Women to the right
Fri, Jul 24, 2015
How to act like Robert Pattinson
Fri, Jul 24, 2015
Scared
Fri, Jul 24, 2015
Hot
Fri, Jul 24, 2015
Were going to war
Fri, Jul 24, 2015
Always says when...
Fri, Jul 24, 2015
Dear Boyfriends
Sat, Jul 25, 2015
Next To My House
Sat, Jul 25, 2015
Mary's father
Sat, Jul 25, 2015
Taylor Swift and Taylor Lautner
Sat, Jul 25, 2015
Late for Class
Sat, Jul 25, 2015
That tends to happen
Sat, Jul 25, 2015
JOKES JOKES JOKES
Sat, Jul 25, 2015
Whole class
Sat, Jul 25, 2015
Disney Movies In Real Life (Part 1)
Sat, Jul 25, 2015
A/N
Sun, Jul 26, 2015
Knock Knock Joke (Part 1)
Wed, Jul 29, 2015
Disney Movies in Real Life (Part 2)
Wed, Jul 29, 2015
Quetionair
Wed, Jul 29, 2015
When someone falls
Wed, Jul 29, 2015
DELETE IT!!
Wed, Jul 29, 2015
Haha not funny
Thu, Jul 30, 2015
Oh! You mean like the weather
Thu, Jul 30, 2015
How to see people...
Thu, Jul 30, 2015
Quotes (#1)
Thu, Jul 30, 2015
Quotes #2
Thu, Jul 30, 2015
Likely to find them in your room
Sat, Aug 1, 2015
The meaning of WTF
Sat, Aug 1, 2015
Under the Blanket
Sat, Aug 1, 2015
Good and Bad
Sat, Aug 1, 2015
I'm from...
Sat, Aug 1, 2015
Textbook
Sun, Aug 2, 2015
Cute Boy
Wed, Aug 5, 2015
Girls vs. Boys on fast car
Thu, Aug 6, 2015
Test Paper
Sat, Aug 8, 2015
Oh!!
Thu, Aug 13, 2015
Fat Amy?
Thu, Aug 13, 2015
Spongebob vs. Adele
Fri, Sep 4, 2015
Adele
Sun, Sep 6, 2015
From Pitch Perfect 2
Fri, Sep 11, 2015
From Pitch Perfect 2
Fri, Sep 11, 2015
From Pitch Perfect 2
Fri, Sep 11, 2015
QUOTES #3
Fri, Sep 11, 2015
No Teacher.
Fri, Sep 11, 2015
Not so sure...
Fri, Oct 23, 2015
Fsh
Fri, Oct 23, 2015
Curfew
Fri, Oct 23, 2015
Home Alone
Fri, Oct 23, 2015
3 Weeks Ago
Fri, Oct 23, 2015
For a week
Fri, Oct 23, 2015
My friend
Fri, Oct 23, 2015
THE DAMNN PICTURE!
Mon, Nov 16, 2015
Blonde Jokes
Sun, Dec 13, 2015
Heart Attack
Wed, Dec 23, 2015
Literaly (#1)
Wed, Dec 23, 2015
A Mystery
Wed, Dec 23, 2015
Cartoon Network
Wed, Dec 23, 2015
Accidentally Ended
Wed, Dec 30, 2015
Forehead
Wed, Dec 30, 2015
What does...
Wed, Dec 30, 2015
Teacher
Wed, Jan 6, 2016
Mario
Sun, Jan 24, 2016
SING IT!
Fri, Mar 18, 2016
Play Games
Mon, Mar 21, 2016
Sorry
Sat, Mar 26, 2016
Love and Oxygen
Sat, Mar 26, 2016
Stalking
Sat, Mar 26, 2016
Love at First Sight
Sat, Mar 26, 2016
Roses and Violets
Sat, Mar 26, 2016
WOOF
Sat, Mar 26, 2016
The game
Sat, Mar 26, 2016
19.99- 20.00
Sat, Mar 26, 2016
Scary Movie (Part 1)(Allicat: Vines)
Sat, Mar 26, 2016
Scary Movie (Part 2)(Allicat: Vines)
Sat, Mar 26, 2016
Mga Hugot (F- E)
Sat, Mar 26, 2016
Pyramid by Charice (F)
Sat, Mar 26, 2016
Corny Jokes
Sat, Mar 26, 2016
Filipino language Chapter (F)
Tue, Apr 26, 2016
That One Friend
Thu, May 19, 2016
Talking to yourself on the mirror
Thu, May 19, 2016
Highlights
Thu, May 19, 2016
The old days
Thu, May 19, 2016
Teen Life
Thu, May 19, 2016
Action Movie
Thu, May 19, 2016
Question and Answer
Thu, May 19, 2016
Planned
Thu, May 19, 2016
Popcorn
Thu, May 19, 2016
Advice
Sat, May 21, 2016
Short Temper
Sat, May 21, 2016
Y &I
Sat, May 21, 2016
Hobbies
Mon, May 23, 2016
WOOF
Mon, May 23, 2016
LOVE FALSE
Mon, May 23, 2016
Crazy Bestfriend | Reggie Couz (Viner)
Sat, Jun 4, 2016
Blaming Your Friend | Reggie Couz (Vines)
Sat, Jun 4, 2016
Crazy Bestfriend (Part 2) | Reggie Couz (Vines)
Sat, Jun 4, 2016
Beauty Tip (Filipino- English transaltion)
Sat, Jun 4, 2016
Women's magazine
Sat, Jun 4, 2016
Exam Results 1.0 and 2.0 | Lloyd Cafe Cadena (youtuber)
Sat, Jun 4, 2016
Lost And Found (In School) | Lloyd cafe Cadena (YouTuber)
Sat, Jun 4, 2016
TRIPS | Lloyd Cafe Cadena (YouTuber)
Sat, Jun 4, 2016
The One Who Always Asks For Something | Lloyd Cafe Cadena (YouTuber)
Sat, Jun 4, 2016
Assignment Problem | Lloyd Cafe Cadena (YouTuber)
Sat, Jun 4, 2016
Canteen | Lloyd Cafe Cadena (YouTuber)
Sat, Jun 4, 2016
Sharing Is Bad | Lloyd Cafe Cadena (YouTuber)
Sat, Jun 4, 2016
Crush Problem | Lloyd Cafe Cadena (YouTuber)
Sat, Jun 4, 2016
In Class, There's a test
Tue, Jun 7, 2016
Bookstore
Tue, Jun 7, 2016
Starbucks | Jake Paul (Viner)
Mon, Jun 13, 2016
In Your Favor
Wed, Jun 15, 2016
No Food
Wed, Jun 15, 2016
Boss
Mon, Jun 20, 2016
Sunglasses
Mon, Jun 20, 2016
Bestfriend
Fri, Jul 8, 2016
School In The Morning
Sun, Jul 10, 2016
Pokemon Go
Sun, Jul 10, 2016
Author's Note
Sun, Jul 10, 2016
Studying
Fri, Jul 15, 2016
Which Friend Are You?!
Fri, Jul 15, 2016
Philippine Pokemon Go Rumors
Mon, Aug 1, 2016
Pokemon Go Regrets
Mon, Aug 1, 2016
Kind Of Friend
Fri, Aug 5, 2016
ATTENTION
Sat, Aug 6, 2016
POTATO
Sat, Aug 6, 2016
Teacher's Lounge
Wed, Aug 17, 2016
Okay Class,
Thu, Aug 18, 2016
How To Prank Pokemon Go Players In One Place
Thu, Aug 18, 2016
Love at First Sight
Sat, Oct 1, 2016
WHO ARE WE?!
Sat, Oct 1, 2016
Bias
Sat, Oct 1, 2016
I'm Blind
Sun, Oct 16, 2016
H.O.M.E.W.O.R.K
Wed, Oct 19, 2016
Top 3 Mythical Creatures
Fri, Oct 28, 2016
Sudden Burst of Motivation
Fri, Oct 28, 2016
Geometry
Sun, Oct 30, 2016
Grassfield
Sun, Oct 30, 2016
Hanging in my closet
Mon, Oct 31, 2016
Guys that are grossef out about periods
Mon, Oct 31, 2016
Done with that
Tue, Nov 1, 2016
Definition of a word (Part 1)
Tue, Nov 1, 2016
Thick Socks
Wed, Nov 2, 2016
The Original one was right
Wed, Nov 2, 2016
Harry Potter and Voldermort
Wed, Nov 2, 2016
KEVIN HART SAID IT
Wed, Nov 2, 2016
Just to waste time
Wed, Nov 2, 2016
Leader not a follower
Wed, Nov 2, 2016
Laugh So Hard
Wed, Nov 2, 2016
I don't get a hug?
Wed, Nov 2, 2016
Definition of a word (Part 2)
Fri, Nov 4, 2016
You laugh, I laugh
Thu, Nov 10, 2016
I Mist
Sun, Nov 20, 2016
Eating Steak and Snow
Thu, Nov 24, 2016
Realizing Excitment
Sat, Nov 26, 2016
Messenger vs. Love Life & Math Subject
Sun, Dec 18, 2016
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