She's beautiful, talented, smart, everything I could ever ask for when she kissed me that night I couldn't get her out of my head and I don't even know her last name...or her first name but there's 3 reasons why we can't be together 1.)I'm straight 2.)I'm happily married...well I'm married 3.)That big monkey lipped bitch...I mean Shawn is my husband (NOBODY IN THE BOOK IS FAMOUS)