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Manic Attack

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*Featured Story*

Monica 'Manic' Knightley is someone every girl turns to when confused. Her column 'Manic Makeovers' in a leading fashion magazine is a bible for any female who wears clothes. From getting the perfect eyebrows to wearing the right shoes to your goldfish's funeral, she'll help you through it all. 

      So when Monica is invited to a ball dance in an elite university upstate, she's expecting some praiseworthy attires. What she isn't expecting, however, is Edward Moseby.

      With his perfectly tailored blue tux, orange tie paired with green Crocs he thinks he's got it all. Not according to Monica though, the sight of his horrendous ensemble nearly makes her  half bald with anxiety. When Edward accidentally asks her for a dance, like any other sensible girl, she corners him and rips his tie off.

       Now with Edward seeing Monica as a sexually deprived woman and Monica taking him as one of the worst dressed in the history of worst dressed, they're both on a mission to fix each other for the better.

      A tragic tale of gaudy Crocs, sky-high Jimmy Choos, and everything in between.


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