Me: Once upon a time, there was a bitch named Kitty Muffin. She once lived in America as an American Idiot. Yes, she was a total loser. That's why one day, she and her friends were dragged into the fandom world by the cleaning fairy and- Normal person: THAT ISNT POSSIBLE! THEY ARE FAKE! YOU CAN NEV- *Is shot in the head* Me: Shhhhh... No one cares about what you say. This fanfic WILL include: Cussing, drinking, violence, and randomness