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PureAdolescence

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So this will just be a collection of tweets that people have posted that are not the smartest. I don't know if this is something that you guys are interested in so comment and let me know if you like it and if you have any tweets or posts from anywhere feel free to send me a message and share them with me.


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Rescued by Darkness by user2341690000

Luciana, a four-month-old baby girl with green eyes and light brown hair, is kidnapped and horrifically abused by a terrible couple. Hidden away in a closet and left to suffer, her life takes a drastic turn when Lorenzo D'Angelo, a powerful Italian mafia boss, arrives at the couple's home to collect a debt. Instead of money, Lorenzo discovers Luciana crammed inside a box, abandoned and broken. Moved by an unexpected sense of compassion, Lorenzo rescues her and takes her back to his home.

𝗗𝗲𝘀𝗶𝗿𝗲 𝗔𝗻𝗱 𝗗𝗲𝗹𝗶𝗰𝗮𝗰𝘆 by authorosee

𝗦𝗵𝗲 𝗜𝘀 𝗧𝗼𝗼 𝗗𝗲𝗹𝗶𝗰𝗮𝘁𝗲 𝗙𝗼𝗿 His 𝗗𝗲𝘀𝗶𝗿𝗲 "Fuck, whenever you're in my arms, I feel like I might crush you. You're so delicate," he said, kissing her cheek. "Huh?" "It took me three years to hug you, and today you let him hug you, huh?" he asked, trying to control his anger. "He is your brother," she said, trying to move from his grip. "So what? It doesn't matter. We'v been married for a month, and you didn't allow me to kiss you. But today, you hug him? I'm very upset," he said, looking straight into her eyes. "I'm sorry," she said. "I'm a very loyal and possessive man. Just because I haven't kissed or touched you doesn't mean I can't. Now, what will you do to make it up to me?" "I... I will..." "You will what?" "I will sit on your lap and feed you," she said. "From now on, you'll do this every morning and night."

good luck, babe! || lynn loud by hxtssdifferent

"i don't like her, ok?!" "oh you definitely do" you'd have to stop the world just to stop the feeling

Stockpiling Supplies&Raising a Child in a Post-Apocalyptic World by DrawingCards by lirium36

Disclaimer: I do not own this story, this is just and heavily edited MTL. Full title: Stockpiling Supplies and Raising a Child in the Post-Apocalyptic World by Drawing Cards Original tittle: 我靠抽卡在废土世界囤货带崽 Raw: https://www.jjwxc.net/onebook.php?novelid=7917194 Author: Luo Xiaopai (洛小湃) Article1: When Lin Ran wakes up, she finds herself transported into a post-apocalyptic novel from a pink-themed website, becoming one of the many doormats of the female lead, Mo Shuyu. However, Mo Shuyu merely uses her. After a base where Mo Shuyu resides falls to ruin, Mo Shuyu brings her child to seek refuge with Lin Ran. Lin Ran thinks her happiness has finally arrived, but little does she know that Mo Shuyu is already involved with the leader of her previous base and plans to have Lin Ran eliminated as soon as possible. During a zombie extermination mission, Lin Ran is "accidentally" shot and killed by her own people. Even in her last moments, Lin Ran wonders who will protect Mo Shuyu and her child once she's gone. Reading this story, Lin Ran is baffled. It's the apocalypse, and she's still being a doormat? No wonder she met an early demise. Lin Ran decides she won't follow the original plot. Why should she care about Mo Shuyu's fate? Stockpiling supplies and honing her skills are far more important. Ignoring the female lead's affairs, Lin Ran spends her days busily buying and preparing. When the apocalypse arrives, Lin Ran alternates between staying home, enjoying her stocked supplies, and going out to kill zombies, using randomly drawn cards for survival. Her days are busy but fulfilling. However, she notices the mother and daughter living across the hall seem quite pitiful, so she often leaves them some food. The little girl always thanks her with starry eyes. As Lin Ran gradually becomes acquainted with the woman and child, she learns that the woman is none other than Mo Shuyu. Lin Ran's attitude towards them turns icy. Rest in the inf

Intergalactic Academy (Book 1: 1ST Year) by javin2

INTERGALACTIC ACADEMY... intergalactic academy is like no other school... Like it's name states... It's for every known species in the universe and like every school on earth it also have secrets. 15 years ago an "accident" took place resulting in the king and queen of the exo planer Garmore to send their twin heirs to earth.... 15 years later everything has subsided and now the king and queen are out to find their heirs because if they don't..... The throne will go to Cherry a full Garmorian and The twins step sister. Back on Earth Adrian and Adrianna two twins struggle to make ends meet after their foster mom died at the hands of her toxic husband, what happens when alien forces burst down their door saying they've been accepted to one of the most prestigious and rich school in the known galaxy. Will they be welcomed in open arms? Will they be able to fit in when they have no "extraterrestrial abilities"? How will they react when they find out they finally reunite with their birth parents? What happens when a "third" accidentally tags along in this intergalactic adventure? ************************* "Where are we? My head hurts like hell" Taylor said opening his eyes to see blue skinned aliens watching him in fascination, he let out the loudest scream even louder than an average girl. "why are you screaming like a little b****? What happened?"Adrian said as he slowly got up from where they were sleeping. "What?! Babe there's no such things as aliens they don't-"Adrianna said getting cut off as she see an alien before her. "Exist?! Are we dreaming?"Adrian said. "You are indeed not dreaming this is real"one of them said. "And we understand them?"Taylor said. *********************** Warning⚠️: Contains: 1.) SWEARING 2.) SEXUAL CONTENT 3.) USE OF DRUGS 4.) VIOLENCE 5.) BLOOD 6.) AND MORE (that will be mentioned before every chapter). BEST RANKED: #6- Intergalactic (27.10.2022) #10- galaxies (5.11.2022)

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Wendizzy's Writer Room by Wendizzy

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Bad Boy Alpha and His Innocent Mate by Mystery_Fan18

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The King's Pet by WalkeroftheShadow

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Wetherfall Academy by lydiazstory

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Intergalactic Academy (Book 1: 1ST Year) cover

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Rescued by Darkness

Luciana, a four-month-old baby girl with green eyes and light brown hair, is kidnapped and horrifically abused by a terrible couple. Hidden away in a closet and left to suffer, her life takes a drastic turn when Lorenzo D'Angelo, a powerful Italian mafia boss, arrives at the couple's home to collect a debt. Instead of money, Lorenzo discovers Luciana crammed inside a box, abandoned and broken. Moved by an unexpected sense of compassion, Lorenzo rescues her and takes her back to his home.