Fame is for Assholes
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  • Parts 6
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  • Reads 63
  • Votes 7
  • Parts 6
  • Time 17m
Ongoing, First published Jul 09, 2015
You know when it’s pouring down rain and you’re driving, but then you drive under a bridge and it all stops? Everything goes silent and it’s almost peaceful. Then you finally get out from under the bridge, and everything hits you a little harder than before.

You were my bridge. But you were also an asshole.

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