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Dear Tessa, today I got humped by a ten year old. |One Direction

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Tessa Collins is gifted, as people call her. Unfortunately not in a magical way, no: Tessa is intelectually gifted. Her IQ of 180 makes her one of England's biggest geniuses. This all comes with a price though, Tessa is asocially awkward, insecure 18 year old girl. After finishing her two studies, psychology and journalism she finds herself bored to death. There's no sad story to tell, she has two loving parents, maybe a bit too loving, and a younger sister. 

Her life turns upside down when a creepy sounding man calls her. Creepy you say? Yes that must be Simon Cowell. She gets the oppertunity of a lifetime when mister Cowell wants her to help a popular band with some personal issues. She has to go on tour with them and help them handle the media and be their personal diary, their problems are her problems to solve. Tessa looking for an adventure and hoping to see the world says yes, for such a smart girl she can be pretty naïve. What she doesn't know is that there are boys involved, 5 of them actually. Boys? Even the thought of them makes her stomach turn and her palms sweaty. 

Niall’s swearing like a sailor in public and interviews, Zayn keeps cheating and Louis has some anger issues, but the biggest surprise may come from Harry, well known heartthrob. The boys won’t be easy to crack, they’re looking for some fun and seem to take every opportunity they get to make Tessa uncomfortable and irritated. Follow Tessa and the cheeky boys behind the scenes of all the touring and interviews. Sometimes all you can do is take a chill-pill and enjoy the rollecoaster that is life.All Rights Reserved

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stealing hearts // niall horan by goodlouisvibes

Allison is definitely torn around the edges. Allison. Just Allison. No last name, no middle. Her town calls her 'Grey' because her once blue sparkling eyes have turned into a cold grey. She doesn't tell, she doesn't hide. She blends. Where ever she goes, her face isn't seen on camera. This girl is the country's most known criminal. Not for anything big, but she steals. She's stolen Coach, Chanel, Nike, Polo, ect. The police can't find a thing, no trace, not even a single strain of hair. The news calls her the 'Mysterious Guy' not even knowing that the 'mystery guy' was a 'mystery girl'. She's a main case that no one can crack. Should she be worried about the police, or more worried about One Direction who has taken an 'interest' in her and her stealing ways.

Back For You ~ One Direction by TheOfficeAddict05

Catherine has a difficult time with relationships; none have worked out because the guys were either dared to ask her out or they cheated on her. When Catherine was reunited with long lost love from when she little, she finds that none of her other relationships worked out because she was still in love but had just forgot. Who was that boy she had fallen for when she was young? Harry Styles. Alayna is Cat's best friend, and they shared the same experiences with their past relationships; they sucked. After getting her heart broken so many times, that she had almost given up... That is, until she met "the one," Niall Horan. However, they face many challenges because it seems the universe is trying to split them up; but they will do anything keep their love alive. Rebecca was cheated on. Yes, none of these girls knew how to keep a boyfriend... she was heart broken, but when a boy comes along and proves that "love at first sight" is real, she gets over her last boyfriend quickly, and falls head over heels for Liam Payne. Allison comes into the girls lives later, but when she does, she fits right in. Alli lost her parents when she was young, so she hasn't had much experience with relationships because she was moving a lot between many different foster homes. When she rolls in she falls for someone she can't have; Zayn Malik. However, when Zayn faces complications in his own relationship, Allison is not afraid to step in tell Zayn how she feels. Eleanor Calder, of course already has the best boyfriend ever; Louis Tomlinson. They face long distance, hate, and other drama, but somehow their love still finds a way to survive. *written about 9 years ago, originally on a different format*

The Everlasting Melody Chronicles by LovelyRieDie

"THEN WHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU CHEAT ON ME? Did you find Taylor girl prettier than me? You know what? I poured my heart out to you telling you how my heart had been torn apart by my last boyfriend. HE CHEATED ON ME TOO! So why would you go and do the exact same thing?! It's like deja vu, except I'm not friends with this girl. I trusted you. Is it the fact that I'm just not pretty or popular enough for you? Am I not perfect enough for The Harry Styles?" Two quirky girls named Sophie Wayland and Tessa Black join One Direction. Soon they learn, life isn't always perfect when you're living the dream. When they develop real feelings for different members of the band, it shatters relationships and reveals secrets that would be best kept unknown. This is an incredibly old fanfiction that my friend and I created in 2012. Since there's a resurgence of 1D fans, I figured what better time to publish it than now? Sorry for the typos...there were a few name changes and autocorrect did not agree with them all! Hope you all find this as incredibly awkward as I do (:

Unexpected // Harry by justagirlwhowrites_

Sophia, Simple,Sophisticated, and maybe a bit of stupid when she finds out she might be pregnant with an unknown man's baby. She meets Harry, he's humorous, happy, and definitely handsome. He comes at a bad point in her life, and she feels like she's in a perfect world when she's with him. There life's collide, and she knows she should tell him the truth. Things like him, things like the baby, they're unexpected. Something that no one saw coming, but are both something she needed. She needed the Handsome Harry. (I suck at these, sorry!)

simon's daughter // l.t. by hiorharold

[ IN THE PROCESS OF BEING EDITED ] Skyler Cowell, daughter of Simon Cowell. Not very many people knew of his daughter, but she was known for her own little things. Louis and Skylar are both spontaneous, thrill seekers, put them together and begin writing a list of what could go wrong. 'Loular' has got its own issues too, you know. [ In the process of editing! Tysm for 60K+! That's absolutely a huge accomplishment for me so thanks! I have a bunch of new stories coming up on this account because this one is coming to an end, so I've been writing. If you were to check some out and tell me if you like them, that'd be great. ilysm ] - Chemmy x

Jay Cee El by HisPrincess6996

BOOK 1: After the help from her family, Liz decides to audition for The X Factor USA. Singing has been her passion and this was her chance to discover the world of singing. Though after getting past the auditions, she discovers the world of being put together in a group of strangers. Both Caitlin and Julie are complete opposite of each other, so when Liz get's thrown into the mix it's an even bigger mess. Trying to overcome their small quarrels is hard enough to do without the pressing of being in a singing competition. The three girls are so different, and yet, their fates are intertwined the day Simon puts the three together. Though his judgment has worked well in the past, will it work for three girls with little in common? On the other side of the world, a well known boy band was having their own problems. With one fifths of the band going through an emotional time, how could they possibly be the once great One Direction, and how could they become the band they were destined to be? With Niall Horan's mental health needing to be put first, the four other boys don't know just how to react. But when he somehow stumbles upon a tweet about Liz and her band mates, his entire world changes. Not only his, but Harry Styles' as well. During the year of 2012, he's known for being the flirt and the ladies man. Can he capture the heart of another flirtatious girl, otherwise known as Julie. And when Louis Tomlinson develops feelings for Caitlin, what will that result be? Nobody knows exactly what could happen when these two bands collide, but one thing they know is that the world will never be the way it was before. © Copyright 2015

This Is My Life by hiddenxclarity

Evelyn Moon: She is 18 right now and has a dream of becoming a singer. She is a major klutz. Evelyn sarcastic but is too obvious about it so she is horrible with using traits that runs in her family. She tells terrible jokes then laughs about then and talks all the time. She had brown eyes and brown hair. Her surrounding nature kills off any and all possibilities of trying to look on the bright side of life. She tends to stick around her friends instead of staying home with her so called family. Her family is always working constantly, and she doesn't really get the attention a teenage girl needs. Sure she gets the money but that is not what she wants or needs. She wants a family who will sit and eat around the dinner table asking, "How was your day?" Her father was murdered by one of his co-workers. Her mother is always at work so she doesn't really get those heart-to- heart conversations like most people can. Alice Knight: She is turning 18 in a month and is hoping to become a dancer for Evelyn. She is a senior in high school just hoping to get a good job and become successful in life. She is a bit klutzy and constantly having blonde moments. She passes the classes that she is taking as if it were a fly by to her. She is the witty person of her family and acts just her father. She is also very sarcastic and is always using the trait with ease. She talks all the time and her talking is sometimes compared to the Energizer Bunny, on going, never ends. Alice has brown hair and brown eyes. Alice's surrounding nature is always getting distracted by something. Her family was a normal family. Her mom died in a car crash when she was 13. She got along with her mom a lot better than her dad. After her mom died in the car crash, her dad started abusing alcohol. Her dead and her fight a lot. Her dad makes the stupidest choices ever. She wishes she could have her normal family back. She gets good grades so she can get out of the hell hole she lives in.

5 Idiots and Me by 1Directionlovexox

No one else could possibly know pain better than me. It was my only loyal friend sticking by my side every minute of the day. Now I only got pain for one reason, being Simon Cowell's daughter. That's right. Simon Cowell's daughter; Chelsea Cowell. Being bullied for being one of the world's most successful man in the music industry's daughter, and making friends only to find out that they were just after my money, was an everyday thing for me. But having one of my most trusted people on earth cheat on me with some blond bimbo was not a common thing. Having MY boyfriend of 3 years, or now ex-boyfriend, cheat on me, was one of the most painful things I could have ever gone through. But now, as my dad goes on a business trip around the world for a year, he does something that changes everything. He gets 5 wild boys to care of me while he's gone. Now one girl staying with 5 crazy boys is bad enough, but living with 5 obnoxious boys that are called One Direction... I don't even have to finish that sentence do I? And that, my friends, marks the beginning of my story, the story of 5 Idiots and Me. THIS IS MY FIRST STORY! Please vote and comment, it really encourages me!

Black Out {One Direction} by ignorebutterfliesx

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Sister Morphine (Louis Teacher Fic) by yeahiknowmystyles

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stealing hearts // niall horan

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