The Senior Upstairs

What happens when your latina mother that knows everyone on the block, talks to everyone at school, her main conversation starter is; "I think I have seen you at las carnitas, verdad," is a multi-millionare, and often allows her house to become a Motel 6?

She puts it on post cards and sends it out to everyone on the block.

"Can't pay rent, come over to my place!
We've got Holiday Inn jealous."

My name is Blanca Lopez, 17 years old in my Senior year of high school and the schools player lives right upstairs.

In my house on floor 2.

Right across from my door.

I said player didn't I, yeah schools player commonly confused as the schools guy that all guys want to kick his non-existent balls because he slept with their girlfriends.

I said player.

Not the athletic type.