Why My Life Sucks: adventures of a fabulously cliche, dorky tomboy
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- Time <5 mins
Ongoing, First published Jul 10, 2015
'Sup! Name's Alexandra. Call me Alex! I'm not saying that to be friendly. I really mean, You better call me Alex! Anyway, I am a "not completely" ugly 16 year old with great friends, a some what unbearable family, and killer skills in football, hockey, swimming, boxing, and taekwondo. That pretty much means I can take you literally anywhere at any time! Want some competition? Prepare to be slaughtered! Anyway, wow, have you noticed I say "anyway" alot? I'm so annoying. Anyway, crap, I did it again. Oh well, moving on, you'd think I have the most amazing life ever- well, you'd think that if you hadn't read my title and knew me for reals! Yes, I say "for reals," get over it! Anyway, contrary to popular belief, my life sucks turkey elbow! I wouldn't say, "I hate it", but I wouldn't say, "I love it" either. This book will give you all the reasons why my life sucks (one of those reasons being a certain boy). Read responsibly! That means don't go off at the mouth about my personal life unless you wanna die. Got it? Good! Have a lovely day!All Rights Reserved
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