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Quench Your Geek Thirst

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By two teenage girls who honestly have no idea what else to do in life -

*sung to the tune of the Phineas and Ferb title track*
"There's a year and a few days to dying of cancer,
   It takes just so long to earn some hard cash,
   So the regular problem of meagre pension 
   is solved by cooking crystal meth"

You shall find between the virtual pages of this book:
TV show parodies, odes to British actors, and basically whatever random crap we think quenches our thirst for everything geek!All Rights Reserved

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Who am I living for? by gleekdreamerxoxo

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Rememebering? Kenny x Reader by nuggetbuffet0000

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