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Johnkat Oneshots

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Reads 220
Votes 9
Parts 1
Time <5 mins

In which Karkat is afraid of household items. Pretty much going to be all fluff and ooc a bit sorry :/ John and Karkat are matesprits and live together in an AU were no one died. Basically a whole bunch of Karkats reactions to common human household items. Suggestions are welcome.All Rights Reserved

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The menace that is the toaster
Sat, Jul 11, 2015

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The menace that is the toaster
Sat, Jul 11, 2015

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