Hairspray Cinderella

James Duke sums up my dream guy, or at least how my dream guy looks. You would've thought that after years of stalking him that I'd recognize him in the street in the middle of the night and not mistake him for a mugger before attacking him with the only weapon I had at the time, which was a bottle of hairspray.

But I did recognize him, after the attack that is, and blurted out 'I love you" before running away.

Now, he's looking all over for me, either to kill me or humiliate.