How to be a flawless bitch and make all other hoes irrelevant
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  • Reads 53,040
  • Votes 410
  • Parts 8
  • Time 13m
Ongoing, First published Mar 03, 2013
A blog to find yourself in the bitch community. It is the chapter of my life where I am just sick of some girls trying to be someone they're not and thinking that if they act like some bitch on tv, that their life will be amazing. So here it goes a blog about being a bitch.
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Geoff and Naomi are dead, and they're depressed, but when Geoff's cat Bernie dies as well, they embark on a wild journey to find it in the underworld. ***** When Geoff dies, alongside his girlfriend Naomi, they end up sharing an apartment in the Underworld as skeletons. But after a few years, Geoff starts suffering a mid-death crisis. What's the purpose of going through the motions as a skeleton if you can't really live? Then he gets word that his cat, Bernie, just died and he can collect him and bring him home! Geoff and Naomi hurry to get Bernie only to discover that, due to a clerical error, their cat has been lost. With the hunt for Bernie giving new purpose to Geoff's un-life, he and Naomi begin a quest to get back their cat. Battling skeleton pirates, climbing the sky ladder and facing off against the villain who took Bernie, Geoff is determined to find his purpose - or die a second time trying! [[2018 Wattys Winner - The Originals]] [[word count: 30,000-40,000 words]]