Everything is Hetalia
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WARNING THIS BOOK IS NOT FOR PEOPLE THAT ARE NORMAL. THIS BOOK WILL CHANGE YOU.
This Book has:
Headcannons
Facts
Interviews
Random Chapters
Sad Chapters
Truths and Dares
Oneshots
Poems
Gays Ships
Straight Ships
All Ships
Some Death
German Sparkle Parties
A Bit of Cussing
Some Kissing
And crack.
THIS BOOK WILL MAKE YOU CRY AND LAUGH.
THIS BOOK IS ALSO AN ASYLUM FOR HETALIA FANS
Oh, and since I should give you a
warning....
It's PG-13....heh
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