'The panties..' Episode 1, series 1.

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NOTE: THIS IS ALL A PARODY OF THE E2 CAFE, IF YOU WOULD LIKE ANYTHING REMOVED PLEASE CONTACT ME ON TFM, MY USERNAME IS CURLFEATHER, THANK YOU!

Dirky was in his home, bored as fuck, when heard someone slip something threw the mailbox outside, he went outside and took it out. It was a party invitation from Curl! it had a code in it you had to say to get in, Dirky wrote the code on his hand. It had a list of the invited people, then, he saw his crush on the list.. Frito, he had always admired Frito, the ugly girl in the back of the class with a ditto backpack and loved to smoke weed everyday. 

Dirky was ready to go, he was getting all dressed up with his dislike tux. Muffin was Curl's 2nd host, and oh boy was she incharge. "YOU MUST FUCKING WEAR A FUCKING SHITTY TUXEDO AND PROM DRESSES, YOU MUST FUCKING LOOK BEAUTIFUL YOU GOT IT YOU PIECE OF CRAPS AND NO SANIC OR TAILS THEY ARE BOTH UGLY AND EVERYONE MUST BE BEAUTIFUL!!!!1111!!11!!11!!!!111!!!!!!!!!1!1!!1". Dirky was the slickest guy in school in his imagination, so this would be easy for him in his imagination. 


It was the day of the party, Dirky was dancing using his cool dance moves. "Baka baka... kawaii desu... i'm not a weeb.. i'm just a kawaii neko.." Frito muttered to herself. The whip came on, and Dirky's watch fell out of his cunt! Frito picked it up for him. "How can I possibly re-pay you?" asked Dirky, with a smile on his face. "Boy, this is gonna get hot!" Muffin and Curl were whispering. "I would like your Mom's panties, and sperm." replied Frito smiling.  Dirky ran off, sad and rejected.


Meanwhile.. a secret someone had been listening.. his name was Corehunters, Core broke into Dirky's home screaming "GTFO!" at the top of his lungs, he stole his moms panties and sperm, and gave it to Frito. He returned back to a secret hideout in the café.. "Good good..." ??? muttered, "Soon, the whole café will be ours, only ours.." ??? smirked, his evil eyebrows wiggling.
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