Johnlock Crack!Fics
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JAWN!!
What?
LUV ME BAQ!! PLEZ!!
No. Ew. Go away. That's gay.
BUT JAWN!! OBAMA MADE IT LEGAL
We don't live in America, Sherlock.
LOVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
No.
you lil bitch.
*angry smut happens*
So yeah this is just me and my friend when we're high af and we have ideas idk man...
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