Johnlock Crack!Fics
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Last published Sun, Jul 12, 2015
JAWN!!
What?
LUV ME BAQ!! PLEZ!!
No. Ew. Go away. That's gay.
BUT JAWN!! OBAMA MADE IT LEGAL
We don't live in America, Sherlock.
LOVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
No.
you lil bitch.
*angry smut happens*
So yeah this is just me and my friend when we're high af and we have ideas idk man...
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