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Johnlock Crack!Fics

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JAWN!!
What?
LUV ME BAQ!! PLEZ!!
No. Ew. Go away. That's gay. 
BUT JAWN!! OBAMA MADE IT LEGAL
We don't live in America, Sherlock. 
LOVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
No. 
you lil bitch.

*angry smut happens*

So yeah this is just me and my friend when we're high af and we have ideas idk man...Seluruh Hak Cipta Dilindungi Undang-Undang

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