Yes, I kidnapped One direction

Yes, I'm the girl who Kidnapped the famous boyband one direction. I regret nothing, although they took me into a mental hospital once I was caught, yes I was caught. My plan was playing out perfectly, only one flaw ending all of this. Well I might as well tell you the story, I mean who else is there to talk to in this loony ben? Well here it goes, it all started like this...