Explode with laughter- a joke and riddle book
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- Votes 5
- Parts 6
Ongoing<5 mins
Last published Sun, Jul 19, 2015
Filled with the funniest jokes and challenging riddles.
(Jokes come from Joke Books and the internet.)
Warning- you may explode with laughter!
Inspired by @lucy_hen_2003 harry potter jokes to write this.
Daisygirl222
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