An Ode To The Perpetually Perplexed

I would love to tell you that my story is an amusing one, full of funny anecdotes and witty one liners, but its not. I suppose it may be amusing to those sadistic few out there, but for the majority, it is just a twisted tale of the trials and tribulations of me. Aspen Madeleine Tala Ray. Be warned, this shouldn't be the same story you here from your average seventeen year old strutting down the street, otherwise I would be severely concerned. Instead ,just breathe and relinquish the fact that this is not your story. Because I am me, Aspen Ray. At least sometimes that is.