101 Jokes
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From Knock-knock to Yo mama, every joke that would make you laugh your butt off is here. Stop looking for that joke book that really cranks you up, this is what you've been looking for, mate! This book is packed with 101 jokes that I guarantee you'll love. Go ahead and tell your family members, your friends, and your granny these awesome jokes!
Disclaimer: these jokes are from other people but I won't mention some of them here, because of reasons. Credit to all thoose people.
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