Just a random old HP fanfic. *WARNING* May contain scenes of [le]strangeness, derps, vegan Buddhist Death Eaters, Dobby, *magicals*, random appearances from various fandom characters, dude wars, SPOILERS, luscious Malfoys, Lucius Malfoy, drunk wizzzards, terrible spelling/grammar on the drunk wizards' part, hot dogs, hot cats, Snape shippers, and much too much cheesy quiche. Oh yeah, and wizards. (*wizzards) Tally yo! (CO-WRITTEN WITH PugPupLuv) ~Based on Shadowhunter Facebook Chats and Demigod Facebook Chats~