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Just a random old HP fanfic.
*WARNING* May contain scenes of [le]strangeness, derps, vegan Buddhist Death Eaters, Dobby, *magicals*, random appearances from various fandom characters, dude wars, SPOILERS, luscious Malfoys, Lucius Malfoy, drunk wizzzards, terrible spelling/grammar on the drunk wizards' part, hot dogs, hot cats, Snape shippers, and much too much cheesy quiche.
Oh yeah, and wizards.
(*wizzards)
Tally yo!
(CO-WRITTEN WITH PugPupLuv)
~Based on Shadowhunter Facebook Chats and Demigod Facebook Chats~
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