Not Your Stereotype

*Taps Microphone Timidly*
"Um, hello everybody. My name is Melissa Bloom and we are-"
"Woah, woah, woah. That's not how you introduce hot chicks as awesome as us. I got this. Sup, everybody. I am Cora Slade and this cool group that you see before you are-"
"Chill out, Cora. We are not trying to advertise ourselves. We are simply trying to explain ourselves for what we have done. Sorry for that everyone, my name is Sophia Colburn and people call us-"
"We don't owe them an explanation for anything, let them think what they want. Oh and the name's Archer, Valerie Archer."
Cora Slade: *Facepalms*Did you seriously just did 007?
Valerie Archer: So what if I did? If I feel like imitating hot British guys then I will.
Sophia Colburn: *Sighs* Guys, don't fight right now. We are kind of in the middle of something.
Melissa Bloom: Well, the first thing is that we did not plan to become a gang.
Cora Slade: *Mumbles* Some of us didn't mind though.*Met by punches* OW! Ok! We did not want to be a gang, happy?
Valerie Archer: Let's just say, that if we didn't meet under the circumstances that we were in, there would be a good chance that we wouldn't even be seen together.
Cora Slade: Oh, don't sugarcoat it on our account. *Rolls eyes*
Sophia Colburn: Anyway, our story starts at the most unexpected place that any gang should start.
Melissa Bloom: School.
Valerie Archer: Yup, the dreaded high school, but we didn't meet each other there.
Cora Slade: Nope we met where most gangs do meet, a jail cell.
Melissa Bloom: *Through gritted teeth* A holding cell.
Cora Slade: *Shrugs nonchalantly* Same difference.
Sophia Colburn: Wait, how did we get our name again?
Melissa Bloom: I don't know.
Valerie Archer: Beats me.
Cora Slade: *Looks up* I believe that someone out there just felt that the name was meant for us. *Met by punches*OW! Hey, get your own punching bag!
Valerie Archer: Well our name though, is Guardian Angels.
"And this is our story."