The House Party in Bangladesh

This short story details the events of an evening which regrettably was purely fictional, based on an inside joke between myself and my friends. Enjoy!
*Pierce Jorgensen, Tom Johnston-Gramlich, and Nicole Murray claim no responsibility for the events that may have taken place at the house party in Bangladesh. Side effects of reading about these events include nausea, vomiting, headache, backache, other aches, anxiety, depression, and death. Please consult a physician before reading.