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1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of ShadowClan

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So say you apparently wanted to leave ShadowClan for some weird, irrelevant, go to reason. This is the PERFECT guide if you wish to fulfill leaving ShadowClan with flawlessness. 
All of the fabulousness starts at this mystical place in the middle of nowhere. Four Clans of cats. ThunderClan. RiverClan. WindClan. ShadowClan. 
These insane cats will teach you how to: 
-Learn how to easily piss of ShadowClan and their cats, and get kicked out of the shadows with grace
-Go to a mental hospital institute in 30 seconds
-Crash a car into the Nursery
                     And much more! 

This is a bunch of spoofs based on the "Warriors" series by Erin Hunter. Enjoy!All Rights Reserved

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