I am a mean, bitchy teenage girl that is filthy rich and gets everything she wants. Well, actually, no, that's not true at all. I just said that to get your attention. I'm not mean, or to use the clinical term 'bitchy'. Actually, I'm probably one of the nicest people you'll ever meet. It doesn't matter who you are. I'm as sociable as can be, I think. We're not really very rich. Just the kind of rich that enabled us to afford a mansion, some forms of transportation, and an AI. And I don't even want too many things in life. I just get what I need and ask for the things I want every now and then. And here's the best part: I'm not even a girl. My name is Argus Arello and if you're still confused, I am a boy. The most important thing is that I'm not a teenager anymore. Believe it or not, I'm approximately two thousand years old. I can't die, you see. Surprised? My friends, that's just the tip of the iceberg. Catch a glimpse of my life (and also the lives of a few friends of mine)... and you'll see a whole world of magic and myths that's hidden in plain sight.
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