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John Doe

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My day has not exactly been normal. 'Course, it wasn't normal the moment I turned on crap TV and started talking to my cat, but that's just the loneliness interfering once again. 
No, what isn't normal, is coming face-to-face with pudgy men in black suits who accuse you of stealing alien hardware, drag you into their car, throw a bag over your head, and drive you to their private government facility where a fat man holds an interrogation, believing you're one of E.T's best friends. 
And to top it off? I came home to a gorgeous guy lounging on my couch, stuffing his face with potato chips, attempting to tell me he's from another world, and claiming my home as his own, "temporarily". 
But I mean, come on. Who's to say what's normal anyways?All Rights Reserved

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Trusting The Treacherous Renegade by DressTakeItOff

"Okay I'll give you three seconds then I'll shoot if you don't start talking." "Fine, fine, fine, shit, calm down, would ya? Jeez." Kayn shakes his head and walks back to the couch. He throws himself down and relaxes while his legs are resting on the coffee table. "You humans are so grumpy," Kayn complains. "Are you human?" I ask. "So many questions, I don't even get a chance at answering to them. On top of that, you're stressing me out with that revolver. I can't handle this situation, Gianna." I walk closer to him, a little baffled by his calm, joyful, teasing, attitude. "I'll put it down," I start and sit down on the floor. "But if you don't talk, I won't think twice on shooting this time." I'm rewarded with a smile. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Gianna's life is starting to go back to normal after the tragic passing of her mother. Well, as ordinary as it gets for someone who's spent her life behind the gates of a classified facility. Gianna isn't fond of her father's experiments but she doesn't know how to stop him. Mr. Clermont is a persuasive man. This is until the enchanting man called Kayn shows up at the facility, claiming he's from the near galaxy called Andromeda. Kayn starts to share one too many secrets about the death of Gianna's mother. To then give her a proposition, a favor for a favor, that might change the world we live in forever. Even the universe.

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Trusting The Treacherous Renegade

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