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Here Be Dragons
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Ongoing, First published Jul 16, 2015
"Do you know what I really hate about ninety percent of YA heroines?" Kitty glared at me. "I hate how they always, always keep turning down the guy. I mean, come on! This amazing, gorgeous DREAMBOAT of a guy practically begs you to date him, and you're like... oh, no! My Mary Sue self is not good enough for you! Please, please forget me, Mr. Dreamboat, so you can keep looking for your one true love."

I cringed. "Aren't we getting a little ars-poetic here...?

But Kitty was on a roll. "No. That would be: Sharlene Kowalskie is not your average nineteen-year-old girl. Despite her tragic past-"

"Ugh. I can't listen to this. Please," I begged her. "Please stop. Before I throw up!"
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