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Jokes Only Beatlemaniacs Will Understand
Jokes Only Beatlemaniacs Will Under...
BohemianBrunette
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BohemianBrunette
Complete
Complete, First published Jul 17, 2015
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Table of contents
Just a note
Fri, Jul 17, 2015
Sorry, Yoko
Fri, Jul 17, 2015
Sorry *again* Yoko
Fri, Jul 17, 2015
#askPaul
Fri, Jul 17, 2015
Please.
Fri, Jul 17, 2015
Extra Texture
Fri, Jul 17, 2015
WHY
Fri, Jul 17, 2015
Peek-a-Paulie
Fri, Jul 17, 2015
Paulie McDolphin
Fri, Jul 17, 2015
Hard Derp's Night?
Fri, Jul 17, 2015
Rooftop Concert
Fri, Jul 17, 2015
...
Fri, Jul 17, 2015
Skiing
Fri, Jul 17, 2015
Sleepy Ringo
Fri, Jul 17, 2015
John why
Fri, Jul 17, 2015
So sad
Fri, Jul 17, 2015
Slashers
Sat, Jul 18, 2015
Um... whoa...
Sat, Jul 18, 2015
Old Music
Sat, Jul 18, 2015
"They didn't get me"
Sat, Jul 18, 2015
A Mc what
Sat, Jul 18, 2015
Ladies and Gentlemen...
Sat, Jul 18, 2015
Princess Paulie
Sat, Jul 18, 2015
Norwegian Wood
Sat, Jul 18, 2015
Not funny.
Sun, Jul 19, 2015
McLennon
Sun, Jul 19, 2015
Paul is not dead
Sun, Jul 19, 2015
Jubilee
Mon, Jul 20, 2015
A Hard Day's Night
Mon, Jul 20, 2015
IDGAF
Mon, Jul 20, 2015
I...
Mon, Jul 20, 2015
With a Little Help From His Friend
Mon, Jul 20, 2015
Nerds.
Mon, Jul 20, 2015
A Little Different...
Mon, Jul 20, 2015
Stalker
Mon, Jul 20, 2015
Quiet Beatle
Mon, Jul 20, 2015
Prison
Mon, Jul 20, 2015
Paul...
Mon, Jul 20, 2015
What I Want
Mon, Jul 20, 2015
RINGO WHY
Mon, Jul 20, 2015
Dangit MMT
Mon, Jul 20, 2015
80s
Mon, Jul 20, 2015
"A fiendish thingy!!!"
Mon, Jul 20, 2015
PAUL DONT DO THIS TO ME
Mon, Jul 20, 2015
Sandwich
Mon, Jul 20, 2015
Why though
Mon, Jul 20, 2015
Philosophical much?
Mon, Jul 20, 2015
Spider
Mon, Jul 20, 2015
IM SORRY
Tue, Jul 21, 2015
#SASSY
Tue, Jul 21, 2015
50 MARK
Tue, Jul 21, 2015
42 years
Tue, Jul 21, 2015
DUDE.
Tue, Jul 21, 2015
George > Homework
Tue, Jul 21, 2015
Oh dang
Tue, Jul 21, 2015
Words of Wisdom
Tue, Jul 21, 2015
Lava Floor
Tue, Jul 21, 2015
*on the floor*
Tue, Jul 21, 2015
I HAD TO, I CANT HELP IT
Tue, Jul 21, 2015
Yesterday
Thu, Jul 23, 2015
Drums
Thu, Jul 23, 2015
Don't make it bad...
Thu, Jul 23, 2015
Hey Jude
Thu, Jul 23, 2015
Beatle Juice
Thu, Jul 23, 2015
Wrong Number
Thu, Jul 23, 2015
Abbey Road
Thu, Jul 23, 2015
My kinda math
Thu, Jul 23, 2015
Leaving the band
Thu, Jul 23, 2015
Here Comes The Sun
Thu, Jul 23, 2015
My Sweet Lord
Thu, Jul 23, 2015
Piano
Thu, Jul 23, 2015
Guitar
Sun, Jul 26, 2015
Open for requests!
Sun, Jul 26, 2015
Haircut
Sun, Jul 26, 2015
This is Love
Sun, Jul 26, 2015
Harrison and Solo
Sun, Jul 26, 2015
I don't even...
Sun, Jul 26, 2015
Sequel to a Hard Derp's Night
Sun, Jul 26, 2015
I AM SO SORRY
Wed, Jul 29, 2015
Imagine
Wed, Jul 29, 2015
Bath bombs
Thu, Jul 30, 2015
Rolling Stones
Sat, Aug 1, 2015
Talent
Sat, Aug 1, 2015
Mall
Sat, Aug 1, 2015
Modern
Sun, Aug 2, 2015
Torture
Sun, Aug 2, 2015
Gas Station
Sun, Aug 2, 2015
McDonald's
Sun, Aug 2, 2015
Secret Agents
Sun, Aug 2, 2015
Girl
Sun, Aug 2, 2015
Waterpark
Mon, Aug 3, 2015
School
Mon, Aug 3, 2015
Older Brothers
Mon, Aug 3, 2015
Titanic
Mon, Aug 3, 2015
Rappers
Mon, Aug 3, 2015
Disney Beatles
Mon, Aug 3, 2015
Thisbe
Mon, Aug 3, 2015
Here Comes the Sun
Mon, Aug 3, 2015
Happy Belated Birthday, Dhani!
Mon, Aug 3, 2015
Mr. Toastman
Mon, Aug 3, 2015
All My Loving
Mon, Aug 3, 2015
The Beatles WHAT NOW
Mon, Aug 3, 2015
AT MY HOUSE
Mon, Aug 3, 2015
AT MY SCHOOL
Mon, Aug 3, 2015
Future Selves
Mon, Aug 3, 2015
Dinner with the Lennons
Mon, Aug 3, 2015
Beatlemaniacs
Mon, Aug 3, 2015
Field Trip
Tue, Aug 4, 2015
Blue Jay Way
Tue, Aug 4, 2015
Well, Now It's 2015
Tue, Aug 4, 2015
Groceries
Tue, Aug 4, 2015
Christmas
Tue, Aug 4, 2015
Sports
Tue, Aug 4, 2015
No...
Tue, Aug 4, 2015
I can only Imagine...
Tue, Aug 4, 2015
Sgt. Pepper
Tue, Aug 4, 2015
Cornflakes
Tue, Aug 4, 2015
THE RED BOX OF SHAME
Thu, Aug 6, 2015
Golden Slumbers
Thu, Aug 6, 2015
A guy like that
Thu, Aug 6, 2015
Mimi and John
Thu, Aug 6, 2015
Octopus's Garden
Thu, Aug 6, 2015
Inspirational
Thu, Aug 6, 2015
Pete
Thu, Aug 6, 2015
Peter Pan
Thu, Aug 6, 2015
Why you listen to The Beatles
Thu, Aug 6, 2015
Magical Mystery Tour
Thu, Aug 6, 2015
Random People
Thu, Aug 6, 2015
References
Thu, Aug 6, 2015
Flirt
Thu, Aug 6, 2015
Bæ
Fri, Aug 7, 2015
If I Needed Someone
Fri, Aug 7, 2015
Boys...
Fri, Aug 7, 2015
Magical Mystery Tour album
Fri, Aug 7, 2015
Neighbors
Fri, Aug 7, 2015
Help!
Fri, Aug 7, 2015
George...
Fri, Aug 7, 2015
Dark Horse
Sat, Aug 8, 2015
Favorite Band
Sun, Aug 9, 2015
When Linda isn't home...
Sun, Aug 9, 2015
PLOT TWIST
Sun, Aug 9, 2015
Ercterpuss' Gerden
Sun, Aug 9, 2015
A Day in the Life
Sun, Aug 9, 2015
Hand Dryer
Sun, Aug 9, 2015
Here Comes My Son
Sun, Aug 9, 2015
Don't Touch
Sun, Aug 9, 2015
Dreamers
Sun, Aug 9, 2015
Tumblr
Sun, Aug 9, 2015
Dinner
Sun, Aug 9, 2015
Wedding
Sun, Aug 9, 2015
Beatle facts
Sun, Aug 9, 2015
Happy Christmas...
Sun, Aug 9, 2015
Beatle buttons
Sun, Aug 9, 2015
Preschool
Sun, Aug 9, 2015
Strippers
Sun, Aug 9, 2015
Sammich
Sun, Aug 9, 2015
WHAT NOW
Sun, Aug 9, 2015
Glass Onion
Sun, Aug 9, 2015
Ring
Sun, Aug 9, 2015
Billy Shears
Sun, Aug 9, 2015
"Grizzy beast, the Lion is by name"
Sun, Aug 9, 2015
Scrambled eggs
Sun, Aug 9, 2015
Aren't Good
Sun, Aug 9, 2015
Drumming
Sun, Aug 9, 2015
Sandwich
Sun, Aug 9, 2015
Ringo Man
Sun, Aug 9, 2015
First Impressions
Sun, Aug 9, 2015
Sleep
Mon, Aug 10, 2015
MACCA-WHAT
Mon, Aug 10, 2015
Future Children
Mon, Aug 10, 2015
Coke vs. Pepsi
Mon, Aug 10, 2015
YOU DONT UNDERSTAND
Mon, Aug 10, 2015
AWWWW YEAAHHH
Mon, Aug 10, 2015
Mah tea
Mon, Aug 10, 2015
I MADE THIS MYSELF
Mon, Aug 10, 2015
The ugly truth
Mon, Aug 10, 2015
Peace and Love
Mon, Aug 10, 2015
Friends and Family
Mon, Aug 10, 2015
Baby George
Mon, Aug 10, 2015
Dreams
Mon, Aug 10, 2015
Teddy boys
Mon, Aug 10, 2015
Whoa...
Mon, Aug 10, 2015
Phone
Tue, Aug 11, 2015
Four friends
Tue, Aug 11, 2015
NO
Tue, Aug 11, 2015
Nursery Rhymes
Tue, Aug 11, 2015
Selfie
Tue, Aug 11, 2015
Paul McCartneys
Tue, Aug 11, 2015
How to WHAT
Tue, Aug 11, 2015
PinaPaul
Mon, Aug 31, 2015
Boyfriend
Tue, Aug 11, 2015
So...
Tue, Aug 11, 2015
Murder and cinnamon rolls
Mon, Aug 31, 2015
Breakup
Tue, Sep 1, 2015
GUESS WHATS BACK
Tue, Sep 1, 2015
Your guitar WHAT
Tue, Sep 1, 2015
Haha I made this
Tue, Sep 1, 2015
For my fellow Monkee friends...
Tue, Sep 1, 2015
Can someone explain this
Tue, Sep 1, 2015
More McLennon
Tue, Sep 1, 2015
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