I made this because I was bored.
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Last published Wed, May 25, 2016
So, my lovelies...as a thank you to all the people who actually read my stuff, I decided to make this little book thingy. (It's mostly because I'm bored out of my mind and I need to blow some steam sometimes.) The stuff that I'm going to put in here are just miscellaneous and they sometimes have nothing to do with other topics...just so you're aware.
If there's anything you want me to touch bases on, let me know and I'll see what I can do. You can request a topic or two if you privately message me or put it in one of the comments.
NOTICE: I am EXTREMELY opinionated and passionate about certain topics, so if you can't take the heat, GTFO of my kitchen. If you want to hear me just rant and rave about everything and anything all day long, go right ahead. But if you're gonna come on here to argue with me and act like a kid whining about not getting candy, actually be mature about it...please. That's all I ask.
Again, GTFO if you can't handle me and my opinions...and SMA. (The last part I didn't mean LITERALLY. That's gross. Please don't do that.) If you're here to stay, enjoy, my lovelies.
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