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Comebacks For THOSE People (Pickup Lines and Jokes)

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A whole list of comebacks for those people that you want to stab. 

If you use these comebacks I am not responsible for any injuries inflicted on the readers of these book. By reading this you have agreed to the terms and conditions. 

Terms & Conditions:
Use these on whoever the hell you want, just be careful. 

Take care all Mah Main Shippahs

~Anon 

And use these to pick up on the ladies (or men). (You might get kicked or punched though) 

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