Comebacks For THOSE People (Pickup Lines and Jokes)
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A whole list of comebacks for those people that you want to stab.
If you use these comebacks I am not responsible for any injuries inflicted on the readers of these book. By reading this you have agreed to the terms and conditions.
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Use these on whoever the hell you want, just be careful.
Take care all Mah Main Shippahs
~Anon
And use these to pick up on the ladies (or men). (You might get kicked or punched though)
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