Satchel Brooklyn is your casual 17 year old, wandering around her last years of high school, trying to submit endless piles of college applications to her her dream school in New York. Naturally, in high school you make friends, right? Best friends. Guy friends, even. That you unfortunately develop crushes on. At least that's what all her friends do. But with Satchel it's different. You could say she has some kind of awful running, bad karma, bad luck you could even say. But regardless, Satchel isn't like everyone else. It's like she has a curse. Every guy she likes, ends up being gay. Will she ever find Mr. Right?