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The Worst Werewolf Story Ever

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Reads 368
Votes 27
Parts 3
Time <5 mins

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WARNING
This book is meant to be VERY STUPID, Just kind of a comedy I mean what if a dumb popular girl gets kidnapped by a dumb alpha? The writing is NOT going to be good either. But I can write better honestly. Back to the point, Well heres the summary!

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I gasped as a purple wolf stands in front of me, "OH M GEE YOU R A FAIRY!" 

He growled in front of me, just proving my point that he is indeed a fairy.

"Can you make me a wolf too?" I gasped, "OR MAYBE A PENGUIN! ARE YOU MY FAIRY GODMOTHER?!?" 

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Amy Snitez is just the average girl, who's kidnapped by an ugly alpha and all his pack. Can anybody say ew for me?! That's all I have to say. Bye.All Rights Reserved

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