The Tale Of Socrates

Most people aren't aware of the fact that Socrates became a renowned philosopher through his successful career as a heavyweight Muay Thai fighter.

As a child Socrates would often be caught in the boy's bathrooms at school getting slapped around by the older kids because he was 6 foot 3", weighed 170 pounds and had the physique of Hercules. And he never put his physical features to good use. You see, back then in order to survive, parents would send their children to 'Aluxedos Magna' which was a type of school built solely to train children to fight. Once graduated, these children would then go on to display their acquired skills in the 'Arenas Maxim', a massive dome shaped structure with a radius of 12400KM and diameter of 20000KM which contained hundreds of gladiator themed arenas called 'Classus'. It was in these arenas that children would fight against other children, animals and grown adults or participate in a survival game.

Socrates' body appeared to be built to endure such hardships.