The Bestfriend Contract

THE BEST FRIEND CONTRACT.

1. I promise to listen to my best friend.
(EVEN IF IT'S ABOUT WEIRD STUFF, VIDEO GAMES, ETC.)
2. I promise to keep in touch with my best friend at all times.
3. I promise to be there when my best friend needs me.
4. I promise to be honest at all times with my best friend.
5. I promise never to keep anything from my best friend.
(UNLESS IT'S A SURPRISE PARTY FOR HIM/HER.)
6. I promise to help my best friend grow into a better person.
7. I promise to set aside school work and myself when my best friend has problems and needs to talk.
8. I promise to always let my best friend know anything and everything.
9. I promise to laugh WITH, not AT, my best friend.
(UNLESS THEY DO SOMETHING REALLY STUPID OR FUNNY.)
10. I promise to never do anything to screw up our friendship.
11. I promise to not fall for my best friend. Ever.

IF THERE IS A BREACH IN THE CONTRACT, THE INJURED PARTY HAS THE DISCRETION ON THE KIND OF PUNISHMENT OR TORTURE TO BE IMPOSED TO THE OTHER PARTY. BUT REASONABLE MEANS TO REMEDY THE BREACH IS HIGHLY ENCOURAGED. (I.E TALKING IT OUT)
I hereby agree to these conditions.

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PARTY A PARTY B

Nakakatawa lang, nilabag ko ang apat na rule sa best friend contract namin. Am I still considered as her best friend?
Darn Life

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This is a girlxgirl story if your not comfortable with this don't read