A Little Bit Of Me

Hola! I'm just a potato trying to become the frenchiest of fries, just like everyone else.
I have a joke for you that's totes gonna make you read this.

Okay so there was a cucumber and a tomato in a bar right? The tomato is all like "What's with your sour attitude?"
It was because he wasn't a cucumber. He had been soaked with vinegar so he was actually a PICKLE!
K I know I'm lame but I'm funny lame so shut ahp.

Click that button that says 'read' and ya know behold my strangeness.
Are you clicking it? You better be clicking it! I don't think you're clicking it- CLICK IT!
K love your face, bye :)