A Series of Unfortunate Denouements

After the Baudelaire orphans burned down Hotel Denouement and began The End of their story, the orphan Qeta Miseria set out to find some answers and solve mysteries that involved the sugar bowl, the names of the man with the beard but no hair and the woman with hair but no beard, the truth behind the taxi-driver and the Great Unknown.

This is my research on Qeta Miseria's story right after the Penultimate Peril, and I have managed to answer a couple of questions that Lemony Snicket left unanswered.

Note: this is obviously not canon. This is a story I've written because I can't stand unsolved mysteries!! D: but I loved A Series of Unfortunate Events, so here's my little fanfic.