How to Deal With a Devious Child

My name is Cloey, I am 19, and am a babysitter. One evening I was walking around the streets in the Town of Wappingers looking for a babysitting ad. It was getting late, I was hungry, so I saw a McDonalds and thought... "Hmmm... Disease? Or a filled tummy...?" I skipped due to disease and walked over to the local KFC. (MMMMHHHMMMMMMMM FRIED CHICKEN) I ordered some CHICKEN MMMM with a Rockstar to wash it down. (Don't judge, it's after 5 rockstars you die) Now I'm SATISFIED! IT'S A-ME! A-PEACH! H-H-HERE-WE-GO!!! So I started walking back to my house, when I saw this ad for babysitting. "80 bucks an hour? I mean, how bad can this child be? So I called the mother who was very nice, and got the job. (RULE NUMBER ONE ON HOW TO DEAL WITH A DEVIOUS CHILD: NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE CHILD'S BEHAVIOR AFTER SEEING HOW WELL AND NICE THE MOTHER'S BEHAVIOR IS) I went back home and went to bed. Strange thing I had a dream of Electrical Wizard... Hmmm... I made myself some CHEERIOS!!! And went to the mother's house. Hmmm... Creepy living on Deadville road... And strange adress... 911... Hmm guess it's just a coincidence. I knocked on the door... I heard a yell inside, "TEH EPIC DUCK IS COMING!" I rang the doorbell and it was "Ring around the Rosey" slowed down.... So the mom was all set, ready to leave, and I was left with the kid. I wanted to play a game with him but he kept laughing in his room... Strange... And I could never find him... And he seemed to have anger issues whenever he cut his carrots... I went up to his room and I heard him mumbling under his breath... I found that very creepy... I asked him if he wanted to play monopoly. He said, "Yeah sure... If I get all da big bucks..." I said, "Okay, you'll be an imposter Jayden B." He said, "Heh heh heh heh... Imposter... Hehehe... Fake identity..." So we got started. He was doing very well for a ten year old boy. To be Continued... Part 2 is out now! Check it out!