Gem In My Blart
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Last published Wed, Nov 4, 2015
Paul Blart finds himself in a new school, hoping for a new story. He finds romance with a gem named Peridot, meets bullies like Nicki Minaj, and friends like Sollux Captor. Can he survive the school year, through drama, heartbreak, and humor?
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