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The Disaster Guide

Reads 42
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Parts 3
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Reads 42
Votes 6
Parts 3
Time 6m

Okay, what exactly is a disaster guide? It's a guide to help you, so you'll be prepared for every day disasters. Or (insert evil laugh here) you can use it as a weapon. After you learn some super duper sciency information, you can plan excellent revenges. No, that's evil. 

That reminds me, I'm evil. Oh well. Are you evil?

This book is sort of a rant book, but it isn't related to anything Wattpad. Since every rant has an accurate title, you can skip the ones you don't want to read.

Leave me a question, I'll answer! Leave me a comment about something YOU'VE experienced. I'll might include it in my book. Hasta la vista amigos!

That reminds me of spaghetti. Wait, what does it mean again?All Rights Reserved

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