Ask & Dare : Portal Edition

Hello, my name is Gingeminer and due to my obsession with Chelley, (Wheatley X Chell) I've decided to make a more fan-based Portal book. Feel free to ask and dare. Wheatley has an embarrassing secret that could get interesting if it were to be asked. I've already said too much haven't I? Okay I'm gonna leave it there and (puts on evil Wheatley voice) "Let the games... Begin."