Knock Knock Jokes
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Last published Thu, Oct 29, 2015
why I'm writing this: because I fucking can!
why you should read this: because one you fucking can, two you'll be able to impress Harry Styles cuz we all know how much he loves knock knock jokes and three knock knock jokes are fucking funny!
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