Wife Swap Cullen Style

Emmett Cullen tinks life in the Cullen home is getting boring so Emmett being Emmett signs the family up for wife swap. Now the Cullens have to handle living two weeks with a human but that isn't the worst of their problems... The new wife-Pamela Stewart- is evil, she believes her family is perfect and that children should be seen and not heard. The first week of the swap the Cullens make her life hell but how will they cope when the second week comes and it's time for Pamela to rule the roost.