I Am: Norma Jean
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Last published Wed, Jul 22, 2015
I am Norma Jean.
I am 78 years young and 2 years old. I am very different as you can see. I have two beautiful grandchildren who never call me unless they want money. I go to daycare at 11 am and sleep in a retirement home by 9 pm. I drink prune juice, but also enjoy Hennessy. I crawl sometimes when I forget where my mobility scooter is. I have witnessed the Civil war, WW's, and Civil Rights movement. The iPhone is strange.
I am a... newborn grandma.
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