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The racers choice by beetutube
43 parts Ongoing
Blair Vandeleur is 21 years old her parents died in a car accident and she grew up with her aunt since she was a baby ever since her aunt has been very abusive towards her and made Blair suffer and poured all the blame on Blair ever since her mother's and fathers death when Blair was suffering from all this. she met julie her best friend since childhood they've never been separated ever since they met. once Blair turned 19 she ran away from her aunt she couldn't handle the abusing and torment she's been living off for all her life. Her and Julie made a living until they both reached their 20's they both decided to live and start a new fresh start here in tokyo Once they've arrived everything was going well until Julie suggested to watch street racing Blair didn't mind since she wanted to explore the place they'll be living in once they've got there Blair got into a small argument with one of the racers which is BILL KAULITZ Blair had no idea he was one of the racers little did Blair know she caught his interest and his arch nemesis TOM KAULITZ wanted to use this advantage against bill to make him lose the race so he made a small deal with Blair little did Tom know he'll be falling for her to.. What will Blair do? What's her next move that she got two twins fighting for her love who will she choose? Who is she gonna end up with? Stay tuned for more;) //I do not own Tokio Hotel but I do own everything else, original characters, story line etc. Love you lots everyone stay safe ©/beetutube
THE SOUL'S EXCHANGE by AnjaniManda8
80 parts Ongoing
In the realm of fire and blood, where dragons dance and ambition burns bright, two souls entwine in a fate forged by destiny's hand. Sitara Evangeline Potters-Black, mistress of death, lies on the precipice of childbirth, her essence flickering like a candle in the dark. In another life, Alicent Hightower, duty-bound and unfulfilled, faces her own peril in the throes of labor. As the veil between worlds thins, the gods intervene, trading their souls amidst the agony of creation-a rebirth wrapped in shadow. Awakening as Alicent Hightower, Sitara finds herself entangled in a web of power and rivalry, her heart heavy with the echoes of her past. Married to King Viserys Targaryen, she soon realizes that his love has waned, replaced by a growing affection for his daughter Rhaenyra. As their bond flourishes, Alicent's spirit wilts, suffocated by the weight of duty and a marriage steeped in disinterest. Yet, in the depths of her despair, a flicker of magic ignites within her-a dangerous gift that allows her to whisper the ancient tongues of dragons. Amidst the court's treachery and whispered betrayals, Alicent's path intertwines with that of Daemon Targaryen, the king's fierce brother. Initially adversaries in a deadly game of ambition, their hearts are drawn together, igniting a slow-burning flame that defies the boundaries of loyalty and duty. In the shadows of the Red Keep, passion blooms like a rose among thorns, a forbidden romance fraught with peril. In a world where every choice could lead to ruin, the stakes have never been higher. With the specter of death lurking, and alliances shifting like sand, can Alicent rise as a beacon of hope, or will she succumb to the darkness that seeks to claim her? The Dance of the Dragons beckons, and with it, the chance for redemption-or destruction. Rankings #1 in alicenthightower #1 in Houseofthedragon #1 in daemontargaryen
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George's life has never been eventful. He has always been nice to everyone, and has fit in easily to any friend group. He decides to spend his final year in college with his best friend, Wilbur, in the US. He figured it would be a much need change in his life and possibly a start to a new one. Dream's life has never been the easiest. His social reputation is not the best, and is known as not very friendly. He has never let anyone close enough to actually care for them, besides his small group of friends. College is the same everyday routine, expect for when he introduced to a soon to be new member of his friend group. Very quickly the two polar opposites learn they will have to put up with each other in order to make senior year bearable, it almost seems like fate had purposely made them meet. However people may be meant to meet, but meant to last is a little more difficult. -- TW's/CW's will be posted on the top of the chapters - •1K- 8/10 •2K- 8/12 •3k- 8/13 •4K- 8/14 •5K- 8/17 •6K- 8/21 •7K- 8/24 •8K- 8/25 •9K- 8/26 •10K- 8/26 •11K- 8/28 •12K- 8/30 •13K- 8/31 •14K- 9/2 •15K- 9/4 •16K- 9/6 •17K- 9/11 •18K- 9/12 •19K- 9/14 •20K- 9/15 •21K- 9/17 •22K- 9/18 •23K- 9/20 •24K- 9/23 •25K- 9/26 •30K- 10/19 #1 in Gream 8/25 #1 in college au 8/28 #11 in school au 8/31 #65 in karl 8/31 #44 in gnf 8/31 #65 in Punz 8/31 #97 in friends 9/2 #3 in angst 9/9