Hedgehog

Small hedgehog-Huge adventure...
Hello!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm Hedgehog Armadillo Piggy! My friends call me HAP, well, that's PROBABLY what they would call me if I had any. If I had friends what would they be called? I don't know because I'm just a hedgehog that hasn't even been alive for a year so I can't really think that well about names because I'm not creative are you creative because I am and I think my friends would call me PAH, oh, oh, oh, my name is Hedgeh_oh I already said my name I guess that's obvious_ "WILL YOU JUST SHUT UP!!??" Oh that's Raymond Birdhugg, he owns the RMBH his middle name is Mercedes that's what the 'M' stands for! Raymond Mercedes Birdhugg's Hardware store. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, THATS what you came here for, I should have known! You came here for the donuts right? "No, the story, the story, the true story!!!!!!" Oh. Here's the story of my life_ like, this story's about my life! Text copyright © 2015 by Zachattack246