You see this cat? You see his face of extreme awsomeness? You see the description? You know what da mean? It means dat this cat mans business. You wanna know what da cat does? You sure? Well, this is a short story. It might have a happy ending, or it might not. If it doesn't, TOO BAD! Read the other books in da series to find out what da lazy cat does whn it hides from its owner, which, in a coincedence, is also fat and lazy... More on him later. NOW, BOW BEFORE ME OR SUFFER!!!!(P.S. The cat said that, I just translated for him.)