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Good girl Jane Altair’s world turns upside down, inside out when bad boy Elliot Schaeffer reenters her life because of an adventurous phone call to a Phone Sex Line. 

Jane doesn’t like him. In theory, however, if she did like him (which she didn't), how can a girl like her fall for someone like him—a man so mysterious and brooding that the Da Vinci Code had nothing on him. Really. But what’s a girl gonna do when she’s hooked the moment he said ‘hello.’ Never mind the age gap. Never mind the baggage. What do when, theoretically speaking, you fall before you had the chance to run?
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Good Girls Love Bad Boys

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Copyright © 2014 by casey pascoe. All rights reserved * * * One mistake and he is forced to spend one hour a day with her. Ugh. One mistake and she has to endure his stupidity for an hour a day. Ugh. But can one drunken night really change everything? No? We'll See ;) * * * Good Girls love Bad boys, enough said. But don't be fooled by this totally cliche cover and title, because more happens to these high school students than first thought. Enjoy a comedy, drama, action, romance, teen flick, etc..etc... *VOTE/COMMENT/FOLLOW * Warning - based on similar life scenarios and deals with issues such as domestic abuse, drugs, anorexia, gang violence and underage drinking. For privacy reason this book is complete creative writing and anything that is similar in this story is purely coincidental. PG-13

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