The Lamest Class ever
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The Lamest Class ever
-by Hady (shank)
DISCLAIMER
*MY SARCASM MIGHT BE TOO HIGH IN THIS STORY. BEWARE!*
NOTE:
This is based on a true life story.
This is more like a diary than a story.
About me.
I'm a cool, rad, carefree teenager who wants to enjoy in life that during school days. I'm very sarcastic and sometimes my sarcasm is too advanced that people may not be able to understand what I mean. So I just say "nevermind" (it's a phrase you can use at times when stupid people can't understand your sarcasm.) I love to write. I JUST LOVE WRITING. My love for writing made me sign up wattpad. I love to write stories which funny, sarcastic, murder, thriller and mystery. Hope you will have fun.
Lamest class ever introduction:
Every teen has their dream. I have a dream to enjoy at school. But......
Expectation: Rad care free teens flirting with girls and having million crushes.
Reality: Lame dummies who just live a life in gangs. They just bore you like hell.
The reality is perfectly explained in my story..
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