Actual Cannibal Shia LaBeouf: The Full Story

This is the story of a man, originally named Actual Wondering Shia LaBeouf, but very quickly into the story becomes Actual Cannibal Shia LaBeouf. This is a story with not very good gramma or spelling, but that just adds special effects. We soon find out that Actual Cannibal Shia LaBeouf is actually a Hollywood superstar, and his name is actually Actual Hollywood Superstar Cannibal Shia LaBeouf. This is a story about a man, going into the woods, becoming a cannibal, and setting up a little cottage... When... Something very dramatic happens (no spoilers: must read)

**Not Finished Yet**
~the more people who seem to enjoy it, I will write more.

To understand what is going on in this fanfic, please watch:

This video to find out who Shia LaBeouf is and where the "Actual Cannibal" came from (Shia LaBeouf is they man in this video):
http://youtu.be/KWZGAExj-es

This video, because this is what the fan fic is based on:
http://youtu.be/o0u4M6vppCI

Hope you enjoy :)