naem of w0t (ft. memeing-on-fire)

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deer deray im melone i hav a crush on some spagetti person loll hee name b olivr. olivr is rlly hot and im to shy to talk to senpai! 2hawt4meh!!111! i hop 1 day we can be 2gether 5ever !>>!>!>! IM SO SORRY IF IM BUGGING U BAKA-CHAN!! it k ;^)" runs away crying* omg i cnt believes senpai noticed me!!!11!!!!1"oh snpap"  "omg im senpai" 
"i shale rule da werld1!!1" "i hop 1 day olive oil askes me out" (random guy screems) I LIKE TO PICK MY BOOGERS!!11! *sees mandy*  oMGMGMGMMGMGM u with my man" "im evol huahehuah" hOW DAR U!!! u hurt me man </3333 ILL GET ME REVENGE *does sailor moon transformation* in the name of olivr i command u to be gone! *fart*"im the sktinkey." pls nu. "yas ha ha" elivr: im srry 4 not notice u. ims in the love wit melone1!!1 NOO IM GONNA MELT *le melt*  "lololol get rekt"  im so sorry melon i rlly love u k. let get mrried1!! yey. "k let get mrried now see u at wedng" 
heppy evr arfter omg k *kisses brid* omg k *kisses brid*
then their were 1,000,000 melones everywere
the ends xoxoxoxoxAll Rights Reserved

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naem of w0t (ft. memeing-on-fire)
Sat, Jul 25, 2015

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naem of w0t (ft. memeing-on-fire)
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